A young woman on a public beach in Anzio is sunbathing topless and applying sun-cream. Another woman objects (apparently, her 12 and 14-year-old sons were 'troubled' by the sight - I'll bet they were) and calls the police. The police turn up and the sunbathing woman argues with them, still topless, to the amusement of everyone around.
Choice quotes are from the sunbathing woman's lawyer:
Let's be clear my client is tall, brunette and has an ample breast and is therefore going to naturally be sensuous when she applies cream to her chest.
And from a police spokesman:
We have opened a file on committing an obscene act as we are committed to following the complaint. From what I heard she was very attractive.
Only in Italy would a policeman give a personal assessment of a woman's attractiveness as part of a public press release.
I love 'em all.