Sheridan facing three-in-a-bed sex sessions whether he likes it or notPriceless. Read it.
TOMMY Sheridan was last night facing the prospect of endless three-in-a-bed sex sessions with a variety of eager new friends.
Bill McKay, chief bitch on the perjurers' wing, said: "I don't want to disappoint him so I shall be practising like mad over the next few weeks.
"I imagine this is how an amateur golfer must feel when they're offered the chance to play 18 holes with Ian Woosnam."